llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms
golf:
|5> ,^^%--- ha I think I'm winning...
| __<_/ \ ha I got the highest score!
| | > ha
| | >,^
| | / \
ejm97 |o.... . ._| \ \
gunslinger:
(dialogue stolen from the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore")
__M__
,^%---
/ <| \ Howdy Partner...
\_< \ when I count three,
@| ` draw!
\]
^'|\
ejm97 / |
__M__
,^%---
/ <| \ One... two... three...
\_< \
@| `
\]
^'|\
ejm97 / |
__M__
,^%---
<| \ Draw!!
<\
< `/@==
\]
^'|\
ejm97 / |
__M__ ha
,^%--- ha
<| \ ha Yah missed, Sidewinder...
<\
< `/@==
\]
^'|\
ejm97 / |
handcuffs:
,^^%--- Oh oh!...
/<\ \ How do you open these things, anyway?
\</
/~\
<
^^/\
ejm97 / / <>-m <--(key)
hat:
_
(o)
/
,^^^, I take my hat off
< \ ^%=== to you, Sir
< '
<
^'
ejm97 "
__/)
.-(__(=:
| _ \)
(\__ | / \
:=)__)-|/ __/)
(/ |-(__(=:
,^%--- I've been _ | _ \)
< \ looking for a ( \ | / )
<\ new hat \|/
< \ |
< _/~\_
^,< [XXXXXXXXX]
ejm97 |\ | |
| \ | |
__/)
.-(__(=:
| _ \)
(\__ | / \
:=)__)-|/ __/)
(/ |-(__(=:
_ | _ \)
( \ | / )
\|/
|
,^^^,_/~\_
< \ ^^%---
< \ \ oh, oh... too HEAVY!
<
^,< [XXXXXXXXX]
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ejm97 | \ | |
__/)
.-(__(=:
| \)
_/v\_
/ ,^%---
\< \ This one's a little better...
<\ but it still looks a bit
< \ ridiculous, don't you think?
<
^'|\
ejm97 / |
_/v\_
/ ,^%---
\< \ I rather like this one...
<\
< \
<
^,<
ejm97 |\
| \
/ ,^%---
\< \ Ummm... another new hat? For me???
<\ ___
< \/ _ \ heh, heh, heh....
< | (_) |
^,< \___/
ejm97 |\
| \
_
___/_\___
/ ,^%---
\< \ Excellent! I've needed a nice
<\ broad brim to keep the sun off my nose.
< \
^,<
ejm97 |\
| \
horse:
/
/
(/ ha
_,, '| ,^%--- ha
"-=\; \< \ ha
_ \\; _/ >
_\| \___>^^
\ \/\
( )~~~
| \
ejm98 / /
juggling:
o
o
o---%^^,
/ __>_/o
o >
o __>,^
\ /
~ \
ejm97 ~
and unicycling at the same time:
o
o
o ---%^^,
/ __>_/o
o >
o __>,^
\ /
~|\
|~
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( * )
ejm97 -
o
o
/ ,^%---
\<__ \ o
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\ /
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- o
ejm97 ( * )
-
_ / o
ejm97 \ \ o
/\vvv^.^%---
^, \ \ o
- ____| \ o
( * ) ` o
- o
ejm97 /
/\ /
^'<
- ____| < /
( * ) ` \_<| / OW
- o o '^%--- o o oo
-
( * ) ,^%---
o - /< \ The doctor said I'd only
_ooo__/_ \<| need the cane for 6 months...
} { < \
} TRASH { ^,< 7
} BIN { |\ |
ejm97 }_______{ o // |
kayak:
(\ ,^%---
ejm97 \__> \ These things are tippy!
\/>
______\_>,^__
~-~-~`-----\----'~-~-~
~-~-~- -~-~\~-~-~
kite:
#+# + +
#/##+ +
###\/#### +
#####'##### ,^%---
###}#{'## . < \ Rats...
# }{{ '# ' \/>
ejm97 }}{ ' >
' >,^
' /|
' | \
knight:
-')-----
/
/ My armor is
,^^^%--- only
< / _ \ slightly tarnished
< \/ \
< (ejm)
< \_/
^'/\
ejm97 / |
laughing:
ha
^^^^%--- ha
" \ ha
I also did a llittle llizard gif of the same llaughing llizard.
ha ,^
ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ha ha / " "
ejm96 /
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
/\_/\ ha ha
<((((((((((_----_(@ @) ha ,^
( \ / ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/|/-\|\ V ha ha ha / " "
ejm97 " " " " /
Hmmm. I suppose that llizard laughing at the poor raccoon _is_ rather like
the pot calling the kettle black....
/\ ha
,^^^%--- ha
< \/ \ ha
<
<
<
< __.
^^ \
ejm97 '
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha ha
ha ha
ha
ha \ |
ha \ | /
----%^^')/
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ejm97 '
,^
ha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ha -----%^^ " "
ha ha / (oops. I laughed my head off.)
ejm96 /
lightning:
_____________
|/, //, ,///,/|
|,/, /, / , //| a t?
|_//__,__/_,__| z
! z
|.^@@--- a !
|<_ _\wh______..|
ejm98 | ||:::::::::::|
______________
|/, `.\ ,///,/|
|, __`\/ , //,|
| ,`. _\// ,/|
| , `.\ / , //| a t?
|_//__,`\__/,__| z
! z
|.^@@--- a !
|<_ _\wh______..|
ejm | ||:::::::::::|
living room:
...............
:@___________@:
}| -#-----|{
}| \ |{
}| ===%^^, |{
}|=#-@@ /> |{
.___ }| \/ > |{
| ) }| ___>,^ |{ ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
| (_) }| //| | |{ ( | : | )
| }|________ejm|{ \ ,;,,, : | /
| :@...........@: |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
| / ,\%%%%\ | / @*@ /, \
| __ ha /_ / ````` | ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+. \,^^%--- ha (@l)_ ___ ___ _ _| __ __ __ ___(@l)
+.+ < \ ha ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/ ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__ Gorgeous! /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_
+.+.+.+| \\
Many thanks to shedragon for the chesterfield.
mailbox:
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| MAIL | < \ ha
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|| " >
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mascarade:
(|
(\ >|
>;\>;|
>;:\;|) ha
>;;;\&===^^^%--- ha
>;;:|( /< \ ha I LOVE parties!
>;;/ _/ <\
>;/ / \ < \/-')----- I wonder if there will be shrimp cocktail?
(/ (ejm)<
\_/ <
^'/\
ejm97 / |
medal:
ha
ha ,^
ha -----%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ha ha / || " "
/ |/
ejm96 (*)
Smarter than the average llizard
I'm so smart, I received the medal of brain excellence!
,^
-----@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
jag tappade hakan / _/\_" "
(my jaw dropped) / \ /
|/\| ejm96
mirror:
...............
/ :@___________@:
/ ha }| \ |{
,^^^%--- ha }| ---%^^^, |{ all those flies
< \ \ ha }| / / > |{ and still
< \ }| / > |{ so
< }| > |{ THIN!
< }| > |{
< __. }| .__ > |{
^^ \ }| / ^ |{
' }|______'____|{
ejm97 .@...........@.
................
:@____________@:
/\ }| /\ |{ No more parachutists
,^^^%--- }| ---%^^^, |{ for me!
< \/ \ Augh! }| / \/ > |{
<\ }| /> |{
< ) }| ( > |{
</ }| \> |{
< }| > |{
^^' }| '^|{
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ejm97 .@............@.
painting:
And now, back to the drawing board...
with apologies to Magritte,
"This is NOT an artist"
,---~ __|__
/ ha | | SHhhh!!!
,^^^%--- ha | # |
< \ \ ha |#### | "Artiste" at work
< \ ____ | )( |
< (o #) _|_____|_
< ~--' /|\
< / | \
< ejm97 / | \ (oh, yeah. right....)
^^ / | \
"
,---~ _____|_____
/ ha | ___|
,^^^%--- ha | ---@./ww |
< \ \ ha | (\ |
< \ ____ | "` |
< (o w) _|___________|_
< ~--' /|\
< / | \
< / | \
^^ / | \
"
,---~ _____|_____
/ ha |_ |
,^^^%--- ha |_)-| __/) |
< \ \ ha | |-(__(=:|
< \ ____ | | \) |
< (o w) _|___________|_
< ~--' /|\
< / | \
< / | \
^^ / | \
"
Arjan Kenter wrote one day in the newsgroup
"This raises the question, though, how we could put our
signatures on the backsides of our ascii art..."
My reply:
______|______
| |
| !!! ha | ~---,
|^^^^%--- ha | \_,^%---
| " \ ha | /< \ Hmmm...
|_____________| ____/ >
/|\ (# o) >
/ | \ '--~ /|^^
ejm97 / | \ | \
______|______
| |
| !!! ha |
|^^^^%--- ha |\_,^%---
| " \ ha |__/> \ That is a tricky one...
|______~---___| >
/|\ ____ >
/ | \ (# o) /|^^
ejm97 / | \ '--~ / \
|
/|\
| | |*flip*
===============\_,^%---
| | | __/< \ But not so hard...
_|_~---_ >
/|\ ____ >
/ | \ (# o) /|^^
ejm97 / | \ '--~ / \
______|______
| |*flip*
| |
| |\_,^%---
| |__/< \ to solve...
|______~---___| >
/|\ ____ >
/ | \ (# o) /|^^
ejm97 / | \ '--~ / \
______|______
| |
| | ~---,
| ejm97 | \_,^%---
| | /< \ See?
|_____________| ____/ >
/|\ (# o) >
/ | \ '--~ /|^^
/ | \ | \
I have done a ridiculous htmllizard colour experiment that probably only works in Netscape Navigator 3.01.
_____|_____
|\ ||||| /|
| \ ||||| / | I can't imagine why,
| \|||||/ | but some people seem
| (-o,o-) | ~---, to care to know
| \ c / | \_,^%--- what I really
| ,`-'. | /> \ look like
| .-\/@\/-. | ___/ >
_|/_________\|_ (# o) > Click on the bottom of
/|\ '-~ /|^^ the easel to see one of the few
/ | \ ejm | \ photos of me that we have scanned
____|_____
,~, Eve|
))) |
((((, ( |
\) \_(,) |
(( \ | ~---,
|/` \ | \_,^%---
(| (/ | /> \ I just finished this portrait
-_ -_ | ___/ > of Eve, that I based on my
__________|_ (# o) > drawing of Salome.
/|\ '-~ /|^^ (That pose really does work
/ | \ ejm98 | \ in ASCII-art!)
parachute:
_
.-' '-.
/ \
\^^^|^^^/
\ | /
\ | / /
\|/^^%---
[<\ \ Whee!!
<
^,<
_/\
ejm97 /
photocopier:
ha
________ .^%--- ha one small step
| PHOTO | < \ ha for a llizard,
| COPIER_|__ / > one GIANT step for ???
| | " >
| | >
| | >
|____|___ '^
ejm97 "
____
| ___|_
______|| |
\ ____|| |
\\ __|| |
\\\ || |
\\\||_____|
\ ha
________ .^%--- ha
| PHOTO | < \ ha
| COPIER_|__ / >
| | " >
| | >
| | >
|____|___ '^
ejm97 "
*oh, oh...*
________
| PHOTO |=%^^'>
| COPIER_|__ / >
| | " >
| | >
| | >
|____|___ '^
ejm97 "
|\
| >
|/|
|
ha "
________ ha /
| PHOTO | ha ---%^^'>
| COPIER_|__ ha / / >
| | " >
| | >
| | >
|____|___ '^
ejm97 "
ha
___ _____ ha
| P< <HOTO | ha ---%^^'>
| CO>>PIER_|__ ha / / >
| < < / " >
| \// | >
| | |\ | >
|____|___ | > '^
ejm97 |/ "
/
___ _____ \
| P< <HOTO | <'^^%---
| CO>>PIER_|__ / > \ That's fixed it
| < < / " > for sure.
| \// | >
| | |\ | >
|____|___ | > '^
ejm97 |/ "
piano:
_____
| | \
| | \
| | \___
| | \
| | \
,^%===_|_|___________|
<\/ /____|____________)
. < \_|__________________|
|<__ | )( )(
| |\\ :| )( ejm 97 )(
_______
/ |
/ |
___/ |
/ | /
/ |_ \,^%---
(_______________|_\ \/< \ THIS is a piano!
|__________________|_ > .
)( )( | __>|
)( ejm 97 )( |: //| |
_______
/ | ____
/ | \/ | /
___/ | / \ \ | /| /
/ | \ \/ |__ /_| / \
/ |_---%^, / | /___\__
(_______________|_\ / />
|__________________|_/ > ________|
)( )( | __>^^
)( ejm )( |: //| |
_______
/ |
/ |
___/ |
/ | / ha
/ |_ \,^^%--- ha Consider yourself lucky
(_______________|_\ _/< \ ha that you can't hear
|__________________|_ __>^^ what this sounds like!
)( )( | //| |
)( ejm 97 )( |: (I play very badly....)
____
_______ |) |
/ | ,|)) |) / | |____
/ | I / | | |
___/ | | / \ / / |__| |_______
/ | |/ /__/
/ |_ ,>%
(_______________|_\ \/<
|__________________|_/ >
)( )( | __>|^
)( ejm )( |: //| |
____ (`
_______ |) | `
/ | ,\/(' + |) / | |____ \
/ | I (|()| \ (; / | | | \_)
___/ | | / ,| x \\ \ / / |__| |_______
/ | |/ \ /__/
/ |_ ,>%
(_______________|_\ \/<
|__________________|_/ >
)( )( | __>|^
)( ejm )( |: //| |
pirate:
<@.
Arrr, (\ ,^
me -----%^^")^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hearties!!! / " "
/
placard:
In reply to a drawing in alt.ascii-art of a vicious looking dog:
Shouldn't you have a warning sign posted?
________
| BEWARE |
| OF |
| DOG! |
|________|
|
| .^%---
| < \ Here you go.
\/ >
>
>
ejm97 /\'^
\ \
,^%--- Yikes! There are
_.__< \ vicious dogs everywhere!
(_.-- > ____________ .____N\ ____
- __>,^- ________ `vvv @ )_____) ___
* ) \ ( * ) __________________ / _|/---\\_ ____
- ~ - ejm97 \ \
joris bellenger wrote:
start quote..........................................................
___
_\ \_
/__| Why I should keep the initials
___//_ of the author on a drawing I want to use.
[snip]
_
_/ \_ Oooops...
__________/__/
/ /
/ ____ \
___/ _/ \ \
___\____ _| \_\__ /\
7 / / / \_\/ )
\/ ___/_/ ( /
7 / \/
_________________________\/b'ger_______________
........................................................end quote
Clearly these initials are dangerous! Perhaps a law should be passed
enforcing the use of proper labelling.
_______________________
> CAUTION! <
> <
> Use of initials <
> could cause <
> serious injury <
>_____________________<
________
|PRACTICE|
| SAFE |
|INITIAL-|
|_LING!__|
|
| .^%---
| < \ STOP the misuse of initials!
\/ >
>
>
/\'^
ejm97 \ \
____ ____
\PRA< <TICE|
| SA> >FE |
|INI< <IAL-|
|_LIN\/G!__/
|
\
|
\
,^^^^.
---%^_\ >'^
ow!/ /\_
ejm97\
See? Even when you know to watch, accidents can happen!
'
' ____
____ ( <TICE| ...out of the frying pan
\PRA< ' ) >FE | and into the fire
| SA> ')(' <IAL-|
ha /INI<( ) )'/G!__/
ha \_LIN\( /(( ) ,^
ha -----%^^)')(( ) )^^^^
ha ha /|_ -_-_-_-_-||
/ |ejm97-_-_-_||
==============
poem?:
________________
/(@)______________) Well,
ha / | I would try | I am not a poet;
ha ---%^^, | my hand, | Luckily,
ha / >\ | But fear I | I know it.
< \| will be panned|
< |_______________|
< (@)______________)
ejm97 ^^|\
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