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scissors:
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I was skiing in ElkIslandPark (Alberta) one very cold winter's day and met a young bison on the trail.
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tennis:
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o (##)==__<_/ \ I think I'll be ready for Wimbledon
< next year....
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theatre:
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trashbin:
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C(___) \_< \ Hey! This lamp looks
___&___ _/> perfectly good if I just
} { > polished it....
} TRASH { >,^
} BIN { /|
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###\#|#/###,^ NEVER
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umbrella:
.
_|_ Hey, I thought it was
.-' '-. supposed to be spring!
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^^^^^|^^^^^ What if it's
| ,^ raining "very own"
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ejm97 / \_"/ "
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vampire:
ha! No thank you, I don't drink *wine*
ha! ,^
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viola:
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,^/^%---
< / \ the ultimate viola joke:
< @@-'#=
< \/ llizard playing the Walton
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Would you like to see more viola jokes?
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ejm97 //| | |/ |/
-#-----
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===%^^^, REALLY
=#-@@ / > should be
\/ > practicing!!!
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ejm97 //| |
,^^^%===
< @@-'#= \_|_/ I really SHOULD be
/< \/ _|etudes|_ practicing!
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Hey! ha ---%^^,|(_X_)-#= ^ |/
Practice ha / /_|\/ _ _ /_\ |\
really does < / \ _ |> |_ / \| \
make perfect! < \ <_ |\ |_
^^|\ \_/
ejm97 / \
new music:
ha W | /
ha ---%^^,|@@-#= ^ |/
These pitchforks ha / >|\/ _ _ /_\ |\
make VERY /_| / \ _ |> |_ / \| \
interesting sounds! < \ <_ |\ |_
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my string quartet:
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||__ |, ejm 98 |, ___>,^
| |\\ /|\ /|\ //| |
My quartet gave a concert in April 1998 is playing in another one in April 1999. You can see the 1998 program and the 1999 program if you like.
my quartet with a clarinet added:
O
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||__ |, ejm 98 |, __>,^
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my quartet with a piano added:
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||__ |, ejm 97 |, ___>,^
| |\\ /|\ /|\ //| |
Actually, I'm very serious; I don't fool around that much
when we rehearse. I just got nervous for the drawing.
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!!!!____/_`^%---!!! I'm getting stiff
!!!!_ejm_____\_!!!! from all this climbing.
!!!! !!!!
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!! ,|___|___` !!!
!_,| |_______|` `_!
!-`| | | |,-!
!!!! | ,^%---! !!
!!!! |_\/>\_\| !!!! bye!
!!!!____/\>__| !!!!
!!!!_ejm__>____!!!!
!!!! / ^^ !!!!
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!_,| |*__|___|` `_!
!-`| | *| | |,-!
!!!! |* | *| ! !!
!!!! |__*|_/_| !!!!
!!!!______,^%---!!! I just looked out the window and there IS snow!!!
!!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!!
!!!! / < !!!!
!!!! <_ !!!!
!!!! ^^| \!!!!
!!!! / !!!!
windsurfing:
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ejm 97 / | >,^
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