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` - ---- __ -/\ `.__.-#
C(__)`\ \____
/_`\/___/
first aid kit:
_____________
/ __ /|
/ __/ /_ / /
/ /_ __/ / //
/ /_/ / //
/_____________/ //
|______&______|//
ejm |_____________|/
______________
/______&______/|
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
|| ||
||____________||
/(@) ____ /|
/ | |__/ '_/ |
/ []|_/____,O/ /
/ / \____\ / /
/__/|__|____|_/ /
| | /
ejm |_____________|/
flags:
chequered flag:
__________
__________)%%%%/ /
/%%%%/ /%%%%/____/
/%%%%/____/ /%%%%/
/ /%%%%/____/%%%%/
/____/%%%%/%%%%/ /
/%%%%/ /%%%%/____/
/%%%%/____/ /%%%%/
ejm97 / /%%%%/____/%%%%/
/____/%%%%/
/
/
/
/
/
smaller chequered flag:
_____
__________)%%%%/
/%%%%/ /%%%%/
/%%%%/____/ /
/ /%%%%/____/
/____/%%%%/%%%%/
ejm97 /%%%%/ /%%%%/
/%%%%/____/
/
/
/
/
/
____
_______/ /
____/ ###/___/
/###/___###/###/
/###/### /###/
/ /###___/ /
ejm /___/ ###/___/
/###/___###/###/
/###/### /###/
/ /###___/
/___/
/
/
/
Jolly Roger:
___________
____________)%%%%%%%%%%/
/%%%%%%%%%%%/%{}%%%%%%%/
/{}%%%%%%%%%/%/%%%%%%%%/
/%%\% _---_%/\/%%%%%%%%/
/%%%%\/ /)|%%%%%%%%/
/%%%%%|() (/ /%%%%%%%%/
/%%%%%%%\ + /HH%%\%%%%%/
/%%%%%%%/%HH/_/%%%%\%%%/
ejm97 /%%%%%%%/%%\/%%%%%%%{}%/
/%%%%%%{}%%%/%%%%%%%%%%/
/%%%%%%%%%%%/
/
/
/
/
smaller Jolly Roger:
)%{}%%%%%%/
/{}%%%%%%%%/%%/%%%%%%/
/%%\% _---_/ \/%%%%%%/
/%%%%\/ /()|%%%%%%/
/%%%%%|() /+ /%%%%%%/
/%%%%%%\ +/HH%%\%%%%/
/%%%%%%/%HH/_/%%%\%%%/
ejm97 /%%%%%%/%%\/%%%%%%{}%/
/%%%%%{}%%%/
/
fleur de lys:
^
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( `\ /' )
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ejm '\/`
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ejm v
footwear (shoes, boots)
boots:
____
\ |
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ejm97 (___-_)
____
\ | ____
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ejm97 (___-_) | (__
(_-___)
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ejm97 (___| (__
(_-___)
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ejm97 (____) |
(_____)
on St. Nicholas Day:
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ejm97 (___-_) | (__
(_-___)
high heel shoes:
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% /
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ejm ,___/ )/
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after some hints from Andreas Freise:
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ejm97 ` __|/ o ( .\
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)| \__`-.
And Andreas Freise came up with the following fix:
|
| | |
| | | Shhh ...!
| | |
| .__ | | She came home
| ()(/ _ `._.--. | |
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| ((| .' / (\ \`--' _)| |
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The hairdresser cut the bangs insanely short. I was mortified and horrified to have to go to school the next day without wearing a major disguise.
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fashion model:
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/, \ , |
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I was ASCII-chatting with Veronica in her chatroom one day and
from this:
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came this:
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`|<();|-|,()>|
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which developed into this:
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which went through many permutations
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and eventually developed into this:
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/ / \ /
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ejm ( \ __\
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`.___,
bubbly golden one attempting to be sultry....
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ejm (( ,
) /
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