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There is a description of the Dijon market. It's a small excerpt from my voluminous diary of a bicycle trip we took from Dijon to Avignon in September 1996.
mittens:
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You found your mittens? Then you shall have some pie!
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Although someone else claims that it is:
I met a man upon the stair,
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He wasn't there again today.
Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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